Adrian Monk: Told you to forget about that stupid bike. You never listen to me.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're right. I'm so sorry. This is one of the worst weeks of my life.
Adrian Monk: Not exactly a banner week for me either.
Natalie: Let's look on the bright side.
Adrian Monk: Okay. You go first.
Natalie: The doctor said it was only going to be three weeks. That's not bad. And, um, your shoes won't get dirty or wet.
Adrian Monk: That's your bright side? My shoes won't get wet? That's not exactly blindingly bright, is it? It's more like a little 25-watt light.