Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk on Wheels
Adrian Monk: Told you to forget about that stupid bike. You never listen to me. Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're right. I'm so sorry. This is one of the worst weeks of my life. Adrian Monk: Not exactly a banner week for me either. Natalie: Let's look on the bright side. Adrian Monk: Okay. You go first. Natalie: The doctor said it was only going to be three weeks. That's not bad. And, um, your shoes won't get dirty or wet. Adrian Monk: That's your bright side? My shoes won't get wet? That's not exactly blindingly bright, is it? It's more like a little 25-watt light.