McKiernan: Oh, hey! No hard feelings, professor?
Sanchez: I guess we learned a lesson here, huh? Sometimes things are exactly what they seem.
Adrian Monk: We'll see.
McKiernan: We'll see? You can't be serious.
Sanchez: Come on, it's over, man. Here's your girlfriend's confession. Read it and weep.
McKiernan: Hey, you wanna save us a trip? We got her personal effects. How 'bout dropping these off downstairs? Thanks.
Sanchez: You'll get 'em next time.
Adrian Monk: "Read it and weep."