Captain Stottlemeyer: [o.s.] San Francisco police department. Open the door. Ms. Zlatavich, I have a search warrant. Leyla Zlatavich, you are duly served. Monk? Mother of mercy. Well, here's something I never thought I'd say out loud. Monk, where are your pants?
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, you're not supposed to be here.
Adrian Monk: I was just leaving. I was--
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is that your wedding ring?
Adrian Monk: No.
Lieutenant Disher: Wow. Excuse me, but... wow!