Adrian Monk: What was I thinking? I'm no artist.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're no artist? Adrian Monk, you're a grand master. Leonardo de Vinci, or Pablo Picaso.
Adrian Monk: Just not with a paint brush.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just not with a paint brush, that's for damn sure. Hey, how about stamp collector? That's a nice hobby. You get a little book, you put on the stamps in there, you line them all up.
Adrian Monk: Could arrange them by color it close.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, you could. You could arrange them any way you'd like. It's a hobby, after all.
Adrian Monk: They're all the same size?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If that's important to you, yes.