Lieutenant Disher: [to the living statue] Excuse me, Lieutenant Disher, SFPD. You got a pretty good view of the bank from here. We're investigating a robbery that took place earlier this morning. Sir? Sir, this is official police business. It'll just take a minute. If you're not too busy. All right, I know you can hear me. Look, I just saw you blink. You blinked. [screams gibberish] Oh, I get it. Normally we don't pay for information. [puts money in the tin] So what time did you arrive at the park this morning, sir? Okay, you know what, pal? I can get crane down here in 20 minutes, lift you up and drag you downtown.
Living Statue: [watch beeps] This is my break.
Lieutenant Disher: Thank you. That's more like it.
Living Statue: This is my job. I mean, how would you like it if I came down to your office and got all... [screams gibberish] in your face? Was I here? Yeah, I was here. I've been here all day. I'm here every morning. Even Sundays.
Lieutenant Disher: Good, did you see anything unusual around 9:00?
Living Statue: Yeah, I saw a guy. About 5'10", green hoodie. He was hanging out, pacing around. Looked kind of nervous. And then he went inside.
Lieutenant Disher: Good, did you get a look at his face?
Living Statue: He had his hood up, sorry.
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, hood up. And then what happened?
Living Statue: Oh, about ten minutes later the alarm went off and I saw...
[The living statue's watch beeps and he once again takes position on the pedestal]
Lieutenant Disher: Whoa, what are you doing? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, don't. Don't do that. Hey, we're not done here. What did you see?