Lieutenant Disher Quote #246
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Lieutenant Disher: [to the living statue] Excuse me, Lieutenant Disher, SFPD. You got a pretty good view of the bank from here. We're investigating a robbery that took place earlier this morning. Sir? Sir, this is official police business. It'll just take a minute. If you're not too busy. All right, I know you can hear me. Look, I just saw you blink. You blinked. [screams gibberish] Oh, I get it. Normally we don't pay for information. [puts money in the tin] So what time did you arrive at the park this morning, sir? Okay, you know what, pal? I can get crane down here in 20 minutes, lift you up and drag you downtown.
Living Statue: [watch beeps] This is my break.
Lieutenant Disher: Thank you. That's more like it.
Living Statue: This is my job. I mean, how would you like it if I came down to your office and got all... [screams gibberish] in your face? Was I here? Yeah, I was here. I've been here all day. I'm here every morning. Even Sundays.
Lieutenant Disher: Good, did you see anything unusual around 9:00?
Living Statue: Yeah, I saw a guy. About 5'10", green hoodie. He was hanging out, pacing around. Looked kind of nervous. And then he went inside.
Lieutenant Disher: Good, did you get a look at his face?
Living Statue: He had his hood up, sorry.
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, hood up. And then what happened?
Living Statue: Oh, about ten minutes later the alarm went off and I saw...
[The living statue's watch beeps and he once again takes position on the pedestal]
Lieutenant Disher: Whoa, what are you doing? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, don't. Don't do that. Hey, we're not done here. What did you see?
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.