Michael: What's he doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Him? He's a detective. Like on TV.
Mrs. Gelbertson: Oh, we don't let the boys watch television. It's too violent.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, yeah, I can't blame you. I got two boys myself.
Mr. Gelbertson: The realtor did mention something when we bought the house. Something about a robbery?
Adrian Monk: It's a home invasion. Double homicide. Husband and wife. Tortured. Then killed.
Mrs. Gelbertson: Were they drug dealers?
Adrian Monk: No. They were a nice couple. About your age.