Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
Adrian Monk: Randy, do you have any ideas? I mean, anything at all. One of your crazy theories? Lieutenant Disher: My crazy theories? Like what? Natalie: Like me being in love with you? Lieutenant Disher: Oh, you think that's crazier than Linda Fusco flying across San Francisco in a jet pack? Natalie: Too close to call.