Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
Natalie: It's a petition to keep beach clothing optional. Adrian Monk: Oh yeah. That could give somebody a nasty paper cut. There's a knife missing. Natalie: It's right here. He was making a sandwich. Adrian Monk: Oh, this guy's good. He's one step ahead of us. [opens fridge] Hello. Natalie: What? What? What? Adrian Monk: Skinless chicken. Seedless grapes. You see how it's all fitting together? Natalie: No. Adrian Monk: Look, sugar in the raw.