Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, let's meet our suspect. Hank Johansen. He's getting a colectomy on Wednesday morning. I think you can secure your weapon, Lieutenant. That's a perfect match. Get the tech guys down here. We've found our murder weapon.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What do you think? Is he the guy?
Adrian Monk: Uh, stranger things have happened. Although, I can't think of one offhand.