Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
Lieutenant Disher: I still can't believe I forgot to load the gun. I tried yelling. Did you hear anything? Adrian Monk: No. Lieutenant Disher: I was standing in the middle of the road yelling bang for 20 minutes. I'm just glad the captain wasn't there. Adrian Monk: These things happen. Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, to me. They happen to me, Monk.