Kevin Dorfman: [on the line] Hello, Mr. Hudson. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I love the show.
Max Hudson: Thank you.
Kevin Dorfman: I can't believe I got through. Listen, I just got back from Los Angeles and the smog was terrible. I was wondering if anyone there has any thoughts on the subject.
Max Hudson: Uh...
Adrian Monk: Max, I'll take this one. I know what he means. The smog was so bad, one time I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. In the air. Stuck. From the smog. [fart sound effect] Yeah. Yeah, J.J, that sound-effect is about as funny as my wife's cooking. Do you know what she made every night?
Max Hudson: A noose?
Adrian Monk: No. No, not a noose. Leftovers. Why would she make a noose?