Adrian Monk Quote #1562
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Kevin Dorfman: [on the line] Hello, Mr. Hudson. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I love the show.
Max Hudson: Thank you.
Kevin Dorfman: I can't believe I got through. Listen, I just got back from Los Angeles and the smog was terrible. I was wondering if anyone there has any thoughts on the subject.
Max Hudson: Uh...
Adrian Monk: Max, I'll take this one. I know what he means. The smog was so bad, one time I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. In the air. Stuck. From the smog. [fart sound effect] Yeah. Yeah, J.J, that sound-effect is about as funny as my wife's cooking. Do you know what she made every night?
Max Hudson: A noose?
Adrian Monk: No. No, not a noose. Leftovers. Why would she make a noose?
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]