Adrian Monk: Here's what happened: Max is out of town. It's a perfect alibi. [Disher laughs] He knows his wife is gonna take those pills, so she's out cold--
Captain Stottlemeyer: Something funny?
Lieutenant Disher: No. Sorry.
Adrian Monk: He knows his wife won't be waking up. So he has one of his guys--
Lieutenant Disher: [chortles]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy? Do you want to share it with the rest of the class?
Lieutenant Disher: I'm sorry. I heard you on the show. You really got zung.
Natalie: Oh, my God, you listen to that creep?
Lieutenant Disher: I think he's great... It's grating. De-grating. Degrading to women. Yeah, I keep listening, hoping he'll grow up, but he never does.