Adrian Monk: This isn't about a dented fender, is it?
Jay Bennett: You figured that out, huh, Mr. Private Eye?
Adrian Monk: Is this where you killed her?
Jay Bennett: Back up. Against the railing.
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. I don't really think I can swim. I took a course. But I- I never actually, technically-
Jay Bennett: Doesn't matter. You're gonna be dead before you hit the water. First the shoe.