Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Adrian Monk: This isn't about a dented fender, is it? Jay Bennett: You figured that out, huh, Mr. Private Eye? Adrian Monk: Is this where you killed her? Jay Bennett: Back up. Against the railing. Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. I don't really think I can swim. I took a course. But I- I never actually, technically- Jay Bennett: Doesn't matter. You're gonna be dead before you hit the water. First the shoe.