Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Security Guard: Excuse me. Did you just take money from that fountain? Natalie: No. Security Guard: Ma'am. Natalie: Well, yeah, I mean... Adrian Monk: We were making it even. Security Guard: Come with me, please. Natalie: I just need to get a shot. Security Guard: I don't want any trouble. Just come with me.