Cora: A deputy?
Adrian Monk: Sheriff said I would make a great detective. He said I was a natural. He said he would sponsor me, help me with the application.
Cora: Well, forget that.
Adrian Monk: Cora. Darling. I think he's right. Listen. The truth is I don't like myself very much. I have all these strange habits. I'm nervous all the time. But when I was there today, at the scene of the crime, suddenly it all made sense. Things were clicking in my head. Click, click.
Cora: I'm not living with a cop. I hate cops. You're a roofer. Understand? Conversation's over.
Adrian Monk: Yes, darling.