Adrian Monk Quote #1088
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Cora: A deputy?
Adrian Monk: Sheriff said I would make a great detective. He said I was a natural. He said he would sponsor me, help me with the application.
Cora: Well, forget that.
Adrian Monk: Cora. Darling. I think he's right. Listen. The truth is I don't like myself very much. I have all these strange habits. I'm nervous all the time. But when I was there today, at the scene of the crime, suddenly it all made sense. Things were clicking in my head. Click, click.
Cora: I'm not living with a cop. I hate cops. You're a roofer. Understand? Conversation's over.
Adrian Monk: Yes, darling.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Bumps His Head’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: He got beaned pretty hard on the head. We're putting up 4,000 of these. I'm gonna have them put up. We're gonna post them in post offices, truck stops, and drug stores.
Dr. Kroger: Wait, why the drug stores?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I figure he's gonna have to buy wipes sooner or later.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Captain. Mr. Monk gets all his money from the bank. They're brand new bills. Maybe they keep track of serial numbers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good. We'll check it out.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe this guy really did have a clue about Trudy's murder and Monk solved the case. I mean, he found the guy who killed Trudy and killed him. And then he moved to some place else, changed his name and started a new life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Without telling us?
Lieutenant Disher: Happens all the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It does?
Lieutenant Disher: It happens occasionally. It's not unprecedented. I never said it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sheriff Bates: It's the biggest feed store in the county. Roger's father in law owns it. He lets Roger run it.
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna tell you, but those bags smell like...
Sheriff Bates: Well, that's exactly what they are. That's fertilizer.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. My God, this is worse than drug trafficking. You gotta nail this guy.