Captain Stottlemeyer: We found the manager's wallet in your motel room, Eddie. It's over. We own you.
Eddie Dial: Look, man, I didn't hurt anybody, okay? I didn't even have a gun.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, two people are dead, Edward. Who did the shooting? I'm willing to bet you it was that guy. Blanchard, Victor P. The two of you were seen together last weekend. Where is he, Eddie?
Eddie Dial: I don't know.
Marty Eels: Captain, may I? [rubs hands, places hand on Eddie's neck] Where's your... Where's your partner, Eddie?
Eddie Dial: I don't know.
Marty Eels: Hmm, he's telling the truth. He, he doesn't know. Do you have a map?
[in the observation room:]
Lieutenant Disher: He's like a human lie detector. I can't believe it.
Adrian Monk: I can't believe it either.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he's doing it.
Adrian Monk: I still don't believe it. What you see happening in the next room, it's impossible. It's just...