Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Other Detective
Marty Eels: This wasn't even my idea. My mother made me do this. She forced me into it. She said it was the only way a loser like me was ever gonna be able to solve a real crime. Natalie: She sounds delightful. Marty Eels: Hey, that's my mother. Where do you get off talking about somebody else's mother? What's wrong with you?