Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
Bartender: You came in around 2:00, you sang the song, you won the trophy, you threw up, and you collapsed on a table over there. Adrian Monk: Was he alone? Bartender: I didn't notice. About 10 minutes later you came back, you were all excited and you kept saying, "I solved the case!" Captain Stottlemeyer: Anything else? Bartender: No, sir, you just ran outside looking for a payphone. Adrian Monk: You sat at this table and you solved the case. Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, do you have any idea what I meant? Bartender: No. Woman: I do. You told me all about it. Captain Stottlemeyer: Um... What exactly did I say? Woman: I'll tell you on one condition.