Lieutenant Disher: Hey! Sharona, captain, everyone, could you all come with me, please? Everybody, come here. I want to show you guys something.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is it?
Lieutenant Disher: Crystal. She's downstairs.
Sharona: Why didn't you tell her to come up here?
Lieutenant Disher: She couldn't stay. She's flying to Aruba for a photo shoot.
Sharona: So sad.
Lieutenant Disher: There she is.
Adrian Monk: Where?
Lieutenant Disher: In the taxi. [shouts out the window] Hey! Crystal!
Sharona: It's so pathetic.
Lieutenant Disher: Huh, she's waving.
Crystal: [in cab] Goodbye, Randy! I love you! I miss you already.
Lieutenant Disher: See? Where are you going? She's right here! What? Oh, come on. She was just I swear to God, she was just here!