Adrian Monk: No, wait, no. I want to hear this. What, what, what are you saying?
Agent Colmes: What I'm saying is is that if you do me this favor, this one little tiny favor, I will call the police commissioner the next time you're up for reinstatement.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Come here. Monk, I know this son of a bitch. He's not to be trusted, okay? You could go get yourself killed, he would not so much as bat an eye.
Sharona: He's right. It's too dangerous.
Adrian Monk: [to the Captain] But what, what if it was you, and you didn't have this [points to badge], and you wanted it back? [to Agent Colmes] I'll do it. I'm your... I'm your man.
Agent Colmes: Good.