Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Blackout
Adrian Monk: There's this woman. She works at the power plant. She, um, she said that she thought I was interesting. She, she gave me her number. I, I told you it was funny. Dr. Kroger: Is she nice? Adrian? Is she attractive? Adrian Monk: Are those new shoes? Dr. Kroger: No, no, Adrian, don't change the subject. Not today. I would like to talk about this woman. Is she attractive? Adrian Monk: I don't know. How am I supposed to know if a woman is attractive? Dr. Kroger: By looking at her. Adrian, there's a reason why you mentioned this, and I think you should give her a call. It's been eight years, Adrian. Maybe it's time for you to take a tiny little baby step forward. Adrian, I'm your doctor, and I'm writing you a prescription. Adrian Monk: I can't read your writing. Dr. Kroger: It's upside-down. It says "call her". You don't have to go out with her. You don't even have to meet her. Just give her a call. What's the worst that could happen? Adrian Monk: I... I might not hate it.