Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
Lieutenant Disher: Okay. Cool. It'll be the three of us. We can do good cop, bad cop, worse cop. Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, it's a two-man job. Just wait here. Lieutenant Disher: Oh, okay. I'll just wait here and... Sharona: Weep openly. Lieutenant Disher: Do some paperwork. Sharona: While you weep openly.