Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Dexter Larsen: Gentlemen, this is Amber Post, our Sapphire Girl of the Month and perhaps our Sapphire Girl of the Year. Uh, Amber, sweetheart, these gentlemen are from the police, and they're wondering where I was on Sunday morning. Amber: Oh. Well, would you like me to go into detail? Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I think that would be best. Adrian Monk: No! No, no. No, no. Don't- No details. Just the big, vague, general picture.