Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation
Rita Bronwyn: Have you seen the new model? It's awesome. It checks 14 different bodily fluids. Adrian Monk: Fourteen? Rita Bronwyn: Yeah. Uh, blood, saliva, semen... Adrian Monk: Okay. That-That-That's okay. Thank you. How does it work? Rita Bronwyn: I'll show you. Here. Wait. I gotta turn these lights off. Adrian Monk: Oh. Whoa. Oh, my God. Ugh. Ugh. Whoa. Ah! Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Ugh! Turn, plea- Turn it off, please. God, please. [coughs out tooth pick] I think I'd like to switch rooms. Rita Bronwyn: We're all booked up. [Monk picks up the phone with a wipe] Woman: [on the phone] Front desk. Adrian Monk: Housekeeping?