Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. I wonder, could I get separate plates for the potatoes and the vegetables? Waitress: You want them all on separate plates? Adrian Monk: Please. Waitress: Okay. Monica Waters: You don't like your food to touch? Adrian Monk: I believe most people don't like their food to touch. They just don't have the guts to admit it. Monica Waters: And I bet you bring your own silverware. Adrian Monk: No. Please. I'm not a fanatic. [wipes fork with napkin]