Adrian Monk: Excuse me. I wonder, could I get separate plates for the potatoes and the vegetables?
Waitress: You want them all on separate plates?
Adrian Monk: Please.
Waitress: Okay.
Monica Waters: You don't like your food to touch?
Adrian Monk: I believe most people don't like their food to touch. They just don't have the guts to admit it.
Monica Waters: And I bet you bring your own silverware.
Adrian Monk: No. Please. I'm not a fanatic. [wipes fork with napkin]