Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale
Adrian Monk: Okay, now it's your turn. I want you to think back to that night. You were walking your dog. Sue Ellen: Yeah, I was walking my dog by the big house over there. Like I do every night. The smoke alarm went off, so I looked. Adrian Monk: And what did you see? [The girl gestures for him to order more lemonade] You familiar with the term extortion? Sharona: Just drink it. Adrian Monk: [drinks] Go on. Sue Ellen: So I looked, and I saw this really fat guy in the house. No, I mean like, really fat. Like, fat fat. Adrian Monk: Yeah, fat. Sue Ellen: Then he opened the curtains, stood on the chair and turned off the alarm. Adrian Monk: Okay, Sue Ellen, I just want to be absolutely sure. The alarm sounded, and then you saw the curtains open up? [she again signals for more lemonade] Oh, look at that. [the girls don't turn around; Monk drinks more lemonade] Is that right? Smoke alarm and then the curtains? Sue Ellen: Yep. Sharona: Why would he open the curtains before he turns off the alarm? Adrian Monk: He was putting on a show. Sue Ellen: What kind of show? Adrian Monk: He was putting on a show for you.