Mitchell Quote #979
Mitchell: Look, I-I gotta say, um... I don't... I don't think you stole anything.
Cameron: What do you mean?
Mitchell: Well, you said he hit you in the head with a book. I mean, I thought Fizbo was all about joy.
Cameron: He is. He's the embodiment of childlike innocence.
Mitchell: Exactly. Fizbo would never resort to violence. This guy doesn't sound like Fizbo to me.
Cameron: Well, he sure looked like him.
Mitchell: Fizbo's more than just a-a pair of big shoes and an... un-sexy jacket. He... He's an idea. If I've learned anything today, it's that clothes do not make the man... or the clown. And you are the real Fizbo.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Paris’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Claire was about to meet Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude. The plan was simple enough. All I did was create a fake work emergency and wait for Claire at her favorite café. [French accent] Welcome to France. What is the purpose of your visit? L'amour. Just answer the question, sir! [normal voice] Oh, I'm s-so sorry. Um, business... [French accent] of l'amour.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was easy to fit in. All I had to do was look good and have a lot of attitude. Paris was just like one big gay bar.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Alright, big day. Lots of plans. First thing's first, getting into character.
Claire: Oh.
Phil: [French accent] Claude Bixby, mustard magnate with a flair for...
Claire: Uh, Phil... Claude... I-I love that you're doing all of this, but doesn't some tiny part of you feel guilty for ditching Guy? I mean, he did wait for me for 30 years. We could invite him for a glass of wine.
Phil: [sighs] [normal voice] Fine. But I'm warning you, if he gets out of line, Claude knows karate. And Krav Maga. He's Jewish on his mother's side.