Jay Quote #1491
Quote from Jay in Tree's A Crowd
Jay: Oh, good. You're both here. Listen, I was thinking about yesterday, how upset you are, and how you say I don't care about people's feelings, so check this out. Brandi, get in here.
Brandi: [o.s.] I'm not done with my cigarette!
Gloria: What did you do?
Jay: I was trying to figure a way how to help Manny to move on, and all of a sudden, I met this little angel. Brandi?
Brandi: Hold on! The best part's right at the filter!
Jay: You're gonna love her. She runs towels at the car wash.
Manny: Why did you encourage this?
Jay: Hey, now, why settle for Sherry when you can have a little Brandi?
Manny: I'll admit, that's good.
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‘Tree's A Crowd’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Eh, there comes a point in every gay man's life when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm.
Cameron: Unless you're Mitchell and me.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: All of our friends have been asked, while we have been cruelly overlooked.
Mitchell: It's painful. It's like not getting picked to play kickball.
Cameron: Well, that never happened to me. I was my kickball team's captain. Well, only after our star broke his leg and had to be put down. He was a...
Mitchell: A mule. From a mile away.
Quote from Jay
Jay: It wasn't gonna work out with Sherry anyway. She's Canadian. They have ducks on their money. They sell milk in a bag.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Honey, what are you doing?
Phil: I just saw this incredible telekinesis video. I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate.
Claire: Don't you have to, I don't know, work?
Phil: Are you saying it'll never happen? Is there perhaps a more colorful way of saying that?
Claire: I know you're trying to get me to say "It'll happen when pigs fly."
Phil: That counts. [gasps; lifts bacon] What? Oh, my gosh!