Quote from Phil in Tree's A Crowd
Claire: Honey, what are you doing? Phil: I just saw this incredible telekinesis video. I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate. Claire: Don't you have to, I don't know, work? Phil: Are you saying it'll never happen? Is there perhaps a more colorful way of saying that? Claire: I know you're trying to get me to say "It'll happen when pigs fly." Phil: That counts. [gasps; lifts bacon] What? Oh, my gosh!