Jay Quote #1485
Quote from Jay in The Last Thanksgiving
Jay: Looks like a good place to hide from the drama.
Claire: Dad, I am so mad at your wife right now.
Jay: I need a guest house.
Claire: No, no, no. She... She has completely taken advantage of my restlessness and basically turned me into her housekeeper.
Jay: How? By doing something the wrong way, knowing you'll jump in and do it the right way? [holds wine glass] What's wrong with me? Why can't I get these clean?
Claire: Not gonna happen. am partly to blame. I'm not good at doing nothing. How did they get fingerprints on the inside of the glass? It's crazy.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.