Jay Quote #1484
Quote from Jay in The Last Thanksgiving
Gloria: Ay, no, not again!
Jay: It wasn't me this time. He did it to himself.
Phil: Unlike last time, when you purposely flew that plane into my face. You're a monster, Jay.
Jay: Who are you calling a monster?
Dylan: Um, he just said... Jay.
Jay: This isn't worth it! Why do I do anything with people?
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.