Alex Quote #347
Quote from Alex in SuperShowerBabyBowl
Claire: Well, that's it. No one knows where Dylan is.
Alex: They better. Her friends are gonna be here in minutes... the same ones who at a graduation party voted her most likely to be pregnant and alone.
Claire: Hmm.
Alex: Like I always say, it's better to have no friends than mean friends.
Claire: Well...
Modern Family Quotes
‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.
Quote from Jay
Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.
Quote from Dylan
Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.