Phil Quote #1479
Quote from Phil in Alone Time
Claire: Well, this is kind of fun.
Phil: [on projected video] The sexiest? I don't know. The world's a pretty big place. Help yourself to a glass of wine, my love.
Claire: Oh, it's kind of early in the day, but how often do we get the house completely to ourselves?
Phil: Easy, thirsty! I've got plans for you. Hint. this won't be the last time you see me on a sheet today. [snaps fingers] Now you.
Claire: Well, I guess your beautiful lunch will have to wait.
Phil: [door opens] Someone's here! No, Claire!
Claire: What?
Phil: [on video] Yes, Claire. Show me those pretty feet.
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Quote from Cameron
Gloria: It's a bad time, Cam. Turns out, it wasn't the allergies. I feel terrible. You shouldn't be close to me. I don't want to get you sick.
Cameron: Oh, gosh. No danger of that. I have the immune system of a horse. When I was a kid, I needed a transfusion, and there was a mix-up with the vials. I've contacted Marvel Comics repeatedly, but they don't seem interested.
Quote from Phil
Claire: So we're running away from home. I mean, i-i- Is that okay?
Phil: Yes. We live with three adults. We're basically landlords in an apartment building. We're the Ropers!
Quote from Jay
Jay: You said Cam wouldn't let you come. I thought it was safe.
Mitchell: Safe to what, steal my special day?
Jay: Well, you made it sound so good! The pool, the steak, no one to talk to.
Mitchell: Well, now we have someone to talk to. Thanks a lot.
Jay: Look, the place is gigantic. You do your thing, I'll do mine.
Mitchell: Oh, my God. Dad, you even stole the book that I'm reading.
Jay: When you were over at the house, I peeked at the jacket. I'm not gonna read something Larry King called "Crazy good"?