Phil Quote #1326
Quote from Phil in Crazy Train
Cameron: Hey. Just checking in. Hi. Ooh, celebrating solving your problem?
Simon Hastings: After 10 years of paralyzing writer's block, I at last felt that I was drinking directly from the teat of the muse. But she was no muse. She was a succubus.
Phil: Such a gift for language.
Simon Hastings: At the next stop, I'm going to burn this book.
Haley: That is bad-ass.
Phil: No! What?
Simon Hastings: Yes. It will be the last act of my career. Well, not counting the panel discussion in Portland.
It would be rude to cancel. There's a wine-and-cheese reception.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Crazy Train’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, it was a great idea to come on the train.
Manny: Rail is a last bastion of respectable travel now that every airport has become a sweat-pant convention.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Hey, thank you. Here's an Andrew Jackson. Make a clean set of sheets happen, I'll introduce you to his twin brother. [chuckles] You don't have to do the banter, but what's it cost me?
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction, "Open House, Closed Casket."
[separetly to camera:]
Phil: "He looked up at the pristine crown molding in the great room and felt the breeze of the recently updated central air. 'Mrs. Coruthers, just as this desirable corner lot was split in half, so, too, is Mr. Coruthers.' The widow gasped and steadied herself on the granite kitchen island, a fitting metaphor for how alone she felt, despite being walking distance to a vibrant shopping district and wonderful schools."
[back:]
Cameron: I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks.