Phil Quote #1133
Quote from Phil in Connection Lost
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't get in touch with Haley. I haven't talked to her since we got in that fight. She around?
Phil: I think she slept at a friend's house.
Claire: What friend?
Phil: Um... Not a normal name, starts with a vowel, possibly foreign.
Claire: Oh, maybe Alex knows. Is she home?
Phil: Nope. I have not seen her for hours. Does Haley know an Arjibarge?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!