Luke Quote #229

Quote from Luke in The Future Dunphys

Luke: But wouldn't we rather have toast that's already buttered?
Phil: I love that you're asking these kind of questions.
Luke: If only the springs were stronger, the toast would be catapulted into the pool of butter.
Phil: Really strong springs, like the ones in your mattress?
Luke: You're unbelievable.

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Claire: You can have juice. How late were you at that party last night?
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Alex: I need to do it more often.