Jay Quote #407
Quote from Jay in Virgin Territory
Jay: Relax. It was years ago. There's a statute of limitation on this stuff.
Claire: In that case, I should probably let you know I let the top down to let out the cigarette smoke. Not- Not mine. Not mine. My- My bad friend Eleanor.
Mitchell: Eleanor being her boyfriend Allen.
Claire: Statute of limitations.
Jay: Oh, relax, it's okay. Remember when I told you that I couldn't get to your figure skating semifinal because I was stuck at work?
Claire: Yeah.
Jay: Well, by "stuck" I meant "drunk," and by "work" I meant "the golf course."
Modern Family Quotes
‘Virgin Territory’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Do you think it would be offensive if I asked our daughter to walk on my back?
Phil: I'd say so. I just offered to give you a massage.
Quote from Haley
Haley: What were you thinking saying that in front of him?
Alex: I'm sorry. It slipped out. Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows.
Haley: Only because she dragged it out of Dylan. And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college, which means he might have never found out.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It's my fault Cam fell.
Mitchell: No, no need. Uh, the My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor.
Phil: Well, I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway.
Mitchell: Oh, that'd be great.
Cameron: Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance.
Mitchell: Yeah, and I think we've met our deductible for the year, so you should be good.
Cameron: Yeah.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork!