Quote from Jay in Virgin Territory
Jay: Relax. It was years ago. There's a statute of limitation on this stuff. Claire: In that case, I should probably let you know I let the top down to let out the cigarette smoke. Not- Not mine. Not mine. My- My bad friend Eleanor. Mitchell: Eleanor being her boyfriend Allen. Claire: Statute of limitations. Jay: Oh, relax, it's okay. Remember when I told you that I couldn't get to your figure skating semifinal because I was stuck at work? Claire: Yeah. Jay: Well, by "stuck" I meant "drunk," and by "work" I meant "the golf course."