Claire Quote #163
Quote from Claire in Someone to Watch Over Lily
Luke: Dad, I'm gonna teach myself how to juggle.
Phil: Good for you, buddy.
Alex: Mom! No one heard me screaming? I've been trapped in the garage for, like, 20 minutes!
Claire: And yet still you didn't get the rat traps I sent you for. Thank you. Honey! It's doing it again!
Phil: Come on now! Every morning?
Haley: I hope the whole house burns down!
Mitchell: Did we come at a bad time?
Claire: Come back in seven years and five months, when they're all gone!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Someone to Watch Over Lily’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: But all the girls at work love it when I bring Luke by. Especially that receptionist Heather. Right, buddy?
Luke: She smells amazing.
Claire: Well, honey, you're gonna have to smell Daddy's receptionist some other time.
Luke: Like peaches.
Alex: If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello?
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet Je-
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
Claire: She did.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] So Cam and I have been revising our will to specify who should take care of Lily if, God forbid, something happened to us.
Cameron: God forbid.
Mitchell: I said God for- So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.
Cameron: Not all of our candidates.
Mitchell: No, that's true. We did not drop by Missourah.
Cameron: It's Missouri. No one from Missouri would say "Missourah."
Mitchell: I'm so sorrah.
Quote from Luke
Dr. Klausner: Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay?
Luke: Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever. A couple of puzzles, no shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. Found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there, buddy.