Gloria Quote #58

Quote from Gloria in Game Changer

Jay: [aside to camera] She had me. There was no way I could win. I knew it. I'm just glad she didn't know it yet.
[separately:]
Gloria: Two moves, and then- [cutting sound] I'm a very good chess player. But I'm a better wife.

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 ‘Game Changer’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: Well, gotta hit the sack. Big Saturday tomorrow.
Claire: That's right. It's somebody's birthday.
Phil: Not just that. The iPad comes out- on my actual birthday. It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, "We love you, Phil."

Quote from Gloria

Manny: B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.
Gloria: Are you sure there's not an "E-I" in the middle?
Manny: No. It's "I-E."
Gloria: Good, papi! If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.
Manny: I don't think they're trying to fool me.

Quote from Haley

Claire: What is so great about that doohickey anyhow?
Phil: "Doohickey," Elly May? It's a movie theater, a library and a music store all rolled into one awesome pad.
Alex: A library is a place where people get books.
Haley: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.