Phil Quote #1752
Quote from Phil in Can't Elope
Claire: If Dylan's bringing his grandfather, that means we have to invite Dad and Gloria, right?
Phil: I think so, yeah. But he probably won't show. Jay hates last-minute plans. He'll be like, [as Jay] "Oh, geez, why don't they just elope?"
Luke: [o.s.] Grandpa?
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‘Can't Elope’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Uh, whoever's officiating, if you can carve out some time for a poem I've written. It's sort of a "Beowulf" meets "You've Got Mail."
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mnh! How can my babies be early?! I've never been early to anything! Maybe they're not mine!
Dylan: I've always been faithful to you!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Um... that was weird.
Dylan: Those little people with the full-size baby?
Haley: No, when the doctor called you my husband.
Dylan: Well, people are gonna assume...
Gloria: No, it... It was weird because I liked it.
Dylan: Seriously? Because I proposed, like, six times.
Haley: I know. I just... It seemed so old-fashioned at the time, but when I thought that the babies were coming, I-I...
Dylan: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Haley: I'm gonna need a little help here. Okay. Okay, we're good. Dylan Stardust Marshall, will you... Oh! Going over. Okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's okay. Will you marry me?
Dylan: Oh, my God. This is exactly how I imagined it.