Alex Quote #344
Alex: Could I please pipe in here?
Cameron: Yes, please. Alex.
Alex: I genuinely appreciate the opportunity to come back here, where I had the pleasure of serving as co-valedictorian, to offer a message of hope to those oft-marginalized overachievers out there. I... see... you. Well, I can't be the only one with goose bumps in here.
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