Mitchell Quote #907
Quote from Mitchell in Blasts from the Past
Cameron: Wait a minute. This is from 1997. And David Duchovny's on the cover. Didn't you have a thing for David Duchovny?
Mitchell: Why... Wha... I don't even know who that is.
Cameron: He was on the... you know, the cheesy sci-fi show, the, uh... What was it? "The X-Files" or something? You know, kind of a dumbed-down "Men in Black"? They had that saying, you know? Saying was, "The truth is... up there"?
Mitchell: You know damn well it's "The truth is out there"! Don't... Don't you crinkle it.
Cameron: Why do you have a 20-year-old nudie mag?
Mitchell: Agent Mulder meant a lot to me, okay? He was brooding and handsome and obsessed with an uptight yet sexy redhead.
Cameron: Yeah, well, guess what. You wouldn't have had a chance with David Duchovny because, look. One of his turn-offs is "dishonest people."
Modern Family Quotes
‘Blasts from the Past’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Phil: Buddy, are you sure you're okay?
Dylan: Trust me, I'm a nurse. By now there'd be clear signs if I had a concursion.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: If anything, I'm worried she acts a little young for her age. I mean, isn't a little too old for these unicorns and teddy bears and...Playgirl?
Mitchell: Oh! Oh, God. Where... Where did she get that?
Cameron: I didn't even know they still made these. Although it's heartening print media isn't completely dead.
Mitchell: Okay, you're getting off track. Our daughter is looking at [whispering] naked men.
Cameron: I know. We're gonna have to talk to her about it. You know, my parents never talked to me about anything sexual. They just sent me to the stables when the horses were breeding, and wow, did that create some unreasonable expectations.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I enjoyed a lot of years taking pride in my great uncle. I didn't want to rob Joe of that. It wasn't easy biting my tongue, but I took a page from another heroic relative, Lulach McPritchett. Proud Scottish warrior, captured by the English, tortured for months using every method imaginable, and never once giving up a single secret. Don't look him up.