Phil Quote #1573

Quote from Phil in Spanks for the Memories

Phil: You know why I like the meadow? 'Cause it lets me think about what I want to do next. Should I battle the ogre or brave the Swamps of Despair? Should I take the super stressful internship in Boston, or am I doing that just because I think I'm supposed to?
Alex: [scoffs] I beat out hundreds of candidates. I would be working with the pre-eminent scholar in the field. This is the chance of a lifetime.
Phil: Yeah, but it's your lifetime. It's okay to enjoy it.
Alex: [sighs] No one turns this down.
Phil: Well, you always liked being the first one to do something. Give yourself the summer you want. You've collected enough gold ingots to buy yourself some time off.
Alex: It won't make me lazy, will it?
Phil: Honey, you walked at six months, spoke at a year, and your first words were "Sorry it took me so long to walk."

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 ‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.

Quote from Claire

Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.

Quote from Joe

Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.