Alex Quote #318
Quote from Alex in Written In The Stars
Manny: Who's the lucky guy?
Haley: Oh, this professor from Alex's college. Normally, I wouldn't go out with a guy like that, but there's something about him.
Alex: "Something about him"? He's a genius. He's one of the most respected minds on campus, who also happens to look like the protagonist from a Jane Austen novel. He's totally out of your league.
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‘Written In The Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Are you into him or something?
Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
Quote from Joe
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.